AW+EVN

I want a tattoo. But my mom would rather see me dead I think.

And there’s nothing worse than disappointed-mom-face-or-voice.

Sometimes I’ll be using a spoon and suddenly I’ll feel as if the spoon is too bent. So I use it for a little while longer until I decide to just bend it back a little bit. That feels better for the moment and I finish eating. A week later, after the spoon has bent washed and put away I’ll use it again only to find that it’s too flat. Then I feel stupid.

I think I might be setting records with my lack of productivity in the last week.

Yes you are - Alan

well frankly it would just be the best thing ever. I’m need something amazing to happen this quarter.